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Fun Facts!

6 Jul

I know you’ve all been dying to know more about me. You’re welcome:

I’m 86% sure that my hair has stopped growing. My mom assures me that it hasn’t, but I’m not convinced.

I got to feed a capybara once. That was pretty cool. I touched one, too, on a separate occasion.

I listen to music while I’m blow drying my hair and lip sync into the mirror pretending I’m in a music video. Current favorite lip sync songs: Somebody that I Used to Know by Gotye and Carry On by Fun.

I hate the word “lover” and the term “making love”. They make me shudder visibly. I, however, have no problem with the word “moist” and will say it repeatedly to make people uncomfortable.

I secretly want to be a stripper. Guess that’s not a secret anymore…

I talk to myself, out loud, all the time. Probably way more than any person should. I try to refrain from doing it in public so people don’t think I’m insane. I usually fail at refraining.

I think I’ve developed an addiction to buying nail polish.

I’m right handed, but I can only deal cards with my left hand. I deal them pretty poorly with my left hand, but I cannot deal with my right hand at all. I’m left footed.

Someone just called me “a delicate winter flower…who burns viciously in the sun.” And that’s true.

I hate sharing beds with people. I have recently taken to sleeping diagonally across my queen sized bed. Sharing a bed with someone would mean I’d have to actually sleep like a normal person. I do not possess that ability. Also, although I have 4 pillows on my bed, I use a bunched up blanket or the corner of my comforter as a pillow. It’s super comfortable. I think sharing a bed is a really weird concept. Sleep is important for living beings to be healthy and happy. Why jeopardize a good night’s sleep by having someone tossing and turning, snoring, etc.,  and generally keeping you awake??? I just don’t get it.

My favorite alcoholic beverage used to be the madras, but after a nasty run-in involving way too much vodka and some Chinese food, I can no longer drink them. I don’t think I’ve had Chinese food since then, either. I now drink rum and cokes.

I have a slight case of OCD and freak out if items on shelves, on my desk, in the dishwasher, and so on aren’t lined up. Everything should have a place and be put back in its place after use! Ok, I don’t actually freak out. I just find it annoying. Plus, the more neatly you organize stuff, the more stuff you can fit somewhere! I also have a slight case of hoarding.

I watch way too many “guilty pleasure” TV shows. Way. Too. Many.

I LOVE DOING LAUNDRY and I will do your laundry for you if you bring it to my apartment. I will even fold it. I will NOT put it away for you. That part sucks.

I watch this video almost every day while I’m doing my make up. I’ve pretty much got it memorized. No, I don’t get sick of it. Yes, I still find it hilarious. I heart her.

Song of the Day: Your Love by The Outfield (This is my favorite song. I love 80’s music.)

I Heart Jenna Marbles

28 May

Anyone who knows me at all knows that I’m slightly obsessed with YouTube personality Jenna Marbles. If you’ve never watched her videos before, do it now; she’s hysterical. I also have a huge girl crush on her. Anyway, she made this video and it inspired me to compile my own list. Obviously, Jenna’s rules all apply, not that this list could in any way happen. So, here it is; a list of people I would hypothetically have sex with. Sorry, Mom.

Alexander Skarsgard
Binks from Hocus Pocus
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, & Spike
Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Benny from The Sandlot
Ryan Gosling (duh)
Sam, Dean, & Castiel from Supernatural, possibly at the same time
Cory Chalmers from Hoarders, after he’s showered
Devon Sawa as Casper the Friendly Ghost in human form
Jenna Marbles, obvi
Stephan Jenkins (and I would make him sing to me after)
Michael Westen from Burn Notice
Xander Crews from Frisky Dingo
Steve from Ghost Hunters
Dr. Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds
Emma Stone
Peeta and Gale
Marshall from How I Met Your Mother
Roger Sterling
Zooey Deschanel
The hot guy I saw on the bus the other day
Ian Somerhalder
Hyde from That 70’s Show
Max from A Goofy Movie
Edward Cullen
Oliver Wood

Ok, that went on longer than I expected.

Conversation I had with Rachel while I was writing this:

Me: My list is mostly fictional characters…oh well.
Rachel: That’s why it’ll be hilarious
Me: Some are cartoon characters
Rachel: Aladdin
Rachel: Because we have similar taste in cartoons
Me: This list is getting out of control
Rachel: That’s typical of you. I’m not surprised.
Me: Are you calling me a whore?
RAchel: With fictional characters and celebrities? Yes, yes I am.

Song of the day: I Kissed A Girl by Katy Perry