Texts From Bethany

9 May

I wanted to share with the world the gems I receive from Bethany on a daily basis. They come to me at all times of day and bring me such joy, I can’t even explain it. Bethany almost needs her own Texts From Last Night website.

These are from different conversations over the course of the last few months. I think they are even better out of context.

-Right. Ok. Maybe lay off the sauce for a while

-Omg. I hit myself in the face with a swing last night. I have a bruise.

-He left his underwear at my house????

-Unless it’s drunk golf. That would make me fear for my life.

-What are the cool girls doing with their pubic hair these days?

 

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