I wanted to share with the world the gems I receive from Bethany on a daily basis. They come to me at all times of day and bring me such joy, I can’t even explain it. Bethany almost needs her own Texts From Last Night website.
These are from different conversations over the course of the last few months. I think they are even better out of context.
-Right. Ok. Maybe lay off the sauce for a while
-Omg. I hit myself in the face with a swing last night. I have a bruise.
-He left his underwear at my house????
-Unless it’s drunk golf. That would make me fear for my life.
-What are the cool girls doing with their pubic hair these days?